One for the aisle, one for the after-party | The Journal Gazette ...

by Cotten Timberlake

Today’s bride is saying yes to more than just one dress.

She is embracing a trend popularized by celebrities like Chelsea Clinton and singer Carrie Underwood, who both made costume changes during recent nuptials.

Traditional wedding gowns have grown so large and ornate that more women are ready for a cute, dance-worthy cocktail dress for the party after, said Denise Wash, a marketing vice president for bridal dressmaker Alfred Angelo.

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Put on your girl hat because we're about to go deep into the girl mines. Actually, I'm going to lower a bird down first to see if it dies.

OK, bad news, I pulled the bird up and not only was it dead, it seems to have died from a combination of anorexia, white wine cirrhosis, and ... meth addiction. No one knows how it got addicted to meth so quickly, but it did and we're all very, very sad. So bring a pocketful of Splenda to sprinkle in case you get lost, becuase — no, don't fucking eat it yet! OK, actually sure, quick Splenda break.

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